I do my best to be a wonderful neighbor, however Teri, the outdated lady next door legitimately pushes our limits.
- Teri is an ancient lady, and really should not be residing on her own, but she is very stubborn and won’t move to a group home.
She needs help taking out the trash when it gets too heavy, and also needs help carrying in the groceries every single time she gets back from the store. Teri is a kind woman, and generous, but she is also desperately lonely as well as needing so much assistance. It was only recently I discovered that Teri had been a longtime fan of the cannabis dispensary. I asked her why she had never told me, and she said that her generation got rather embarrassed on the subject of cannabis. Teri was raised to think marijuana was toxic and deadly, and also offensive to God, so she didn’t like talking about it in public. Teri had an amazing collection of a dozen odd strains of cannabis, because she constantly bought much more than she could smoke. That was the afternoon our relationship changed, because now Teri knew she could offer me cannabis in exchange for our help. She will invite me over for Starbucks Coffee and ginger snaps, and then also serve huge heaping bowls of OG Kush for me to smoke alone. Even though I think she gets high, Teri still feels unusual smoking marijuana in front of other people. I bet 1 afternoon this will change, however in the meantime I have no problem smoking a whole bong load of OG Kush by myself.