My favorite food is wings, the hotter the better.
I don’t eat wings all the time, of course, just once in a while, but when I do eat them I eat a lot of them.
I will start with a twenty piece, and usually order a second 20 piece in a different flavor. There is a local place called Wing Hut that has 23 different flavors of wing, including four in the category of “deathly hot.” One of them is a ghost pepper wing, and is the only wing that was ever too hot for me to handle. Wings have been in my diet a lot lately, because they opened a new cannabis dispensary next to the Wing Hut. I have to admire the duality of these two businesses, one of which offers 23 flavors of wings,the other offers 45 flavors of cannabis. I know that they are called strains, blends, or hybrids, not flavors, but a lot of the new designer weed products do come in flavors. I had a few grams of Watermelon flavored cannabis that was mouth-wateringly delicious. The Blueberry Haze cannabis strain is a vibrant blue color, so bright it almost looks neon! Usually I will place my order for wings, then go peruse the selection of cannabis while I wait for my order. Sometimes I will place my cannabis order, and then go next door and peruse the wing specials. In either case, I am going to get wings and cannabis way more than I used to, and slowly making myself dumber and fatter.