I am an ancient fashioned guy trying to adapt to the latest advances. Ever since I was in high university I liked smoking weed. It was illegal, however never absolutely hard to find. I bought from random people over the years, just a nickel bag here or a dime bag there. In university I got a regular dealer and that made things a lot easier. I could just swing by his place, grab a bag, and go about our day. For the last decade or so, that has been our routine, however now that there is a local cannabis dispensary I want to give it a try. My problem is that I get overwhelmed by all of the products, because I just want a bag of cannabis to take home and smoke. Remember myself and others saying I was ancient fashioned, well that means I don’t really want edibles, or a vape pen, or whatever “shatter” is. Even buying a sack of cannabis is complicated, because the budtenders typically pepper myself and others with questions about our smoking preferences. I never believe what to say – our preference is to get stoned out of our gourd on tasty cannabis, and that’s about it! I want the most bang for our buck, so I have to tell them to hook myself and others up with the powerful cannabis strain they have. But they ask myself and others sativa or indica? bubble gum or grape? And I beginning to lose our patience! Whenever I find a brand of cannabis that I really like it typically seems like they discontinue it. Just our luck!