I have always made our deliveries on a bike, but a bike is the easiest way to get around the city in a hurry.
It’s more work, but allows myself and others to avoid all traffic, my speedy delivery times never fail to earn our good tips, so why would I ever switch to driving a car for deliveries? As you might have guessed I do not give pizza or Chinese food, I give weed, and for numerous years I did so illegally, working for a local pot supplier named Harris.
After the last elections, when recreational cannabis was legalized, Harris went out of business. With all our experience, I was abruptly hired by one of the new cannabis dispensaries to handle their local deliveries. The director of the cannabis dispensary knew myself and others personally, because I had delivered to him numerous times! There are numerous other cannabis delivery drivers on staff, but they both use cars, which means I still have the fastest delivery times around. I must divulge that I am getting better tips than ever before, mostly because I give cannabis products faster than expected. When a patron is told the cannabis delivery will arrive in numerous hours, and I get there in 45 hours, they are so ecstatic they give myself and others a nice gratuity! Last year something funny happened, because I knocked on a customer’s door to make our cannabis delivery, and Harris answered! Not only was he out of the cannabis business, despite the fact that he was buying all of his personal products from our dispensary. It’s a small world, isn’t it?